intraspective: (pretty in yellow)
Yamanaka Ino ([personal profile] intraspective) wrote in [community profile] fandom_clinic2008-09-20 12:08 am

FTEC – Saturday [September 20]

Ino was pretty sure that this was going to be a bad day if radio had been anything to go by about how many people had been in and out of the clinic last night.

As such, she didn’t even take out her study materials, but rather busied herself with making sure everything was stocked up and keeping a watchful eye on the door. Ready to help if it was needed.

...she really hoped it wouldn't be needed. Better wasted effort than a lot of patients.
the_merriest: (aha)

Re: ExamThree: Romeo Montague

[personal profile] the_merriest 2008-09-21 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
She would save the yelling for when he had less holes in him.

"Silencing charm and some kind of tickling curse," she said cheerfully. "He and Dojima were doing sex ed out on the boardwalk and Umbridge showed up. I told him not to taunt the scary, psycho lady, and did he listen to me? No, he did not."
withoutverona: (exposition time!)

Re: ExamThree: Romeo Montague

[personal profile] withoutverona 2008-09-21 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
A cough, and Romeo looked more interested. "Umbridge?" he repeated, not knowing the name. "So he's silent and in fits of laughter? And how did the rest of the class go?"
the_merriest: (facepalm)

Re: ExamThree: Romeo Montague

[personal profile] the_merriest 2008-09-21 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Rikku grimaced. "She was the principal at the end of last summer," she explained. "When Principal Winchester was having her baby. She was evil and crazy and hexed people with weird stuff when they disobeyed, and then she got psycho and started hurting people. I tried to tell him not to taunt her, and then she brought up discipline and he made a crack about whips and chains and -- seriously. He was begging for it."
withoutverona: (B+ W grin)

Re: ExamThree: Romeo Montague

[personal profile] withoutverona 2008-09-21 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Romeo's face broke into a broad grin. "I would laugh if I didn't think it would make my shoulder hurt more," he noted. "Horrible, of course, for poor Reno, but it sounds like quite the sight."
the_merriest: (mischevious)

Re: ExamThree: Romeo Montague

[personal profile] the_merriest 2008-09-21 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
"It was hilarious," she giggled. "I don't care if I'm a bad girlfriend for saying that, either. And the sex ed class was safe sex and here, put condoms on bananas. So if anybody starts looking at fruit funny? That's totally their fault."
withoutverona: (now that you mention it...)

Re: ExamThree: Romeo Montague

[personal profile] withoutverona 2008-09-21 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"Have you ever heard of the medlar fruit?" Romeo queried. "I already looked at fruits funny, but now I'll need to give bananas a second look."
the_merriest: (headscratch)

Re: ExamThree: Romeo Montague

[personal profile] the_merriest 2008-09-21 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
"Medlar?" she asked, shaking her head. "Nope, sorry. And it's hard not to once you've seen a banana with a ... you know. Raincoat."

Seriously weird.

"So you mean you're a devious fruit pervert?"
withoutverona: (not ashamed)

Re: ExamThree: Romeo Montague

[personal profile] withoutverona 2008-09-21 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
"I don't thiiiiink so," Romeo said, closing his eyes to consider the banana visual.

It was quite something.

"Medlar are small, like apples, and they have a hollow at the bottom." He gestured to sketch it in the air. "People give them vulgar names." He was fairly certain Rikku would explode from embarrassment if he told her what they were.
the_merriest: (uhhhhh...)

Re: ExamThree: Romeo Montague

[personal profile] the_merriest 2008-09-22 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
Rikku was blushing, and badly. "Okay. Wow. I didn't think people ... had ideas about fruit. See? This is an educational visit, I'm learning important stuff."